social networking

Hello again... had trouble what to talk about today seeing as i didn't want to go into religion or sex to early in our relationship cause you know good first impression but i thought fuck that ill take the piss out of the public for them (and me for that matter) using social networking sites and what my view on them are... this basically came to me as my dad said to me bringing me back from Ritchie's in the car "facebook is shit nowadays, you have more excitement in a wank" now i know making you guys think of my father having a wank isn't the proudest moment in my life but it raised a good point... why are we wasting time on these sites?

Now quite a while ago there was a place but it wern't mine called 'myspace' it was pretty cool bands were being promoted everyone was friends with a guy called Tom then Facebook showed up and we were all like "oh lets do this one it looks more mature cause it hasn't got a colour scheme" i have 2 problems with that 1. piss off after about 2 years you could customise your profile instead of blue and white and you lot did it... cheeky bastards 2. ITS THE SAME it does exactly the same as myspace but instead of being friends with tom you just like a shit load of quotes on it... even though you still moan that you cant unlike things, you still don't stop playing shit like zynga poker, farmsville and cafe world until you reach lvl 50 or your friends get bored of it...

Your probably thinking that i have a facebook, yes i do but only to keep up on all the bitchy teenage squabbles and try to get involved with them (I'm trying to keep my youth) but i prefer twitter, no reason to not add someone as a friend just because you know them let them follow you so you don't have to listen to there bullshit 24/7 saying "night facebookers" -_-

But wait.... you tube wouldn't that be classed as social networking for all the people that put there point of view across to the world and listen to loads of people saying "that's disgusting" or "FIRST!" well yes i would think so cause you put videos of your cat on facebook right? but no in the fact that everyone knows its a video site... so lets get back to that in a later post :)

So all in all...

• I have a myspace account cause when i was a child i tried to be cool
• I have a facebook so i can read bitchy comments about my sister
• Twitter is the best in my opinion at the moment (till i hit 50 then its gonna be www.friendsreunited.com/
• then ill wait till im 100 till i check out www.ancestry.co.uk to see how many of my sperm has hit the nation (Y)
• i will be on you tube when i get another camcorder on the go

much love

Shane x