First of all, there are 2 reasons why made this blog (and that was not one of them) them)
1. started lent so I am going to be posting 40 days of blogging plus the the 3 that have missed out on so aint you a lucky bunch :) although idont see the piont in it jus following a trend
2. this part of the blog is gonna be about categories of life; religion, sex etc...
So... Lent, bit of a random discussion to be talking about but I never really knew what is was about until today ( thanks cousin penny :)) but what I can get from it is that jesus died and ressurected 40 days later (hence the 40 days of lent) so wednesday he died and on easter sunday he respawned... and the way it goes is that christians are supposed to either 'fast' or give up luxury items as expressing there faith... (Guessing mine is time then) another time of lent is the 40 days and 40 nights in which moses was trapped on the ark thinking he was Dr.dolittle.and h way all who celebrate lent is to climb to a place called Mount Calvary. (Don't worry we live in 2012, your not a bad christian or jew)
Now there are a lot of different people out there which give up the good things like alcohol, sex, smoking, chocolate but the traditional way is also by praying to god on a daily basis... Seeing as I'm neither christian or jew and do not believe in god I'm jus gonna use it as an excuse so people think I'm cool, although you guys may think that's a stupid way of thinking... But your all doing it (yes, your a cunt, but I forgive you)
I applaud all of those giving up luxury items such as above and I wish them the best while I go out get steaming out of me nut... And let me give you a pat on the back and say "you my friend have balls I couldn't give up either of them 3 to save my life"
So to summarize;
• You guys do not celebrate lent properly
• I'm guilty aswell
• I'm cool
• Your cool
• Fair play to jesus for lagging on life (he must have AOL broadband)
• The game
• You lose
• I'm going to hell
P.S. I need categories for more blogs so the next one will be tomorow when I can be bothored so either send them to my twitter @s_devereux or e-mail me s.devereux@live.co.uk
Much love
Shane x
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