Economy

So being asked to write a blog about the british economy, more precisely about the lack of jobs that are going in basically every city in the UK.

Now a lot of people are on job seekers and when I say a lot I mean a LOT! Its become that bad that when you go and sign on (get money off the government on a certain time and date) you see people you know! That's not right... You shouldn't have to see people from your past at a place where you beg money! I usually sign on a monday and I see about 2 or 3 of my old school friends there... Now even though its nice to see them and hear what they have been up to its also horrible to basically say "what I've done since school, basically mate, fuck all that's why I'm here" its not funny (comon when am I not funny) and it certainly doesn't make me clever so I try and turn it into him/her.

Now as much as it is hard to find a decent job in this economy, we all aint really looking are we? Were looking for the easy way out, barely scrape luxury living and do fuck all for the rest of out lives... And for you lot that want to find a job there are plenty out there which are willing to take you on, mainly either warehouse jobs or direct marketing jobs (working on a stall or knocking doors) now I have done both of these hating the warehouse work and loving but fucking up the direct marketing job... I could still get one... But the fact remains job seekers put me on a course to get a niceish job so I aim to work hard at that :)

As for other benefits: a lot of people claim on what we think is disability living allowance, others get money for charity, and some stupid people actually have kids for the sole purpose to get more money -_- now that's wrong! (Other countries wonder why our pregnancy rates are so high aswell)

Anyway enough about me rambling on and I will definitly be talking more about the economy but probably a different department!

P.S. How good was jeremy kyle yesterday?
Sorry to all the non-british people that reads this but seems to be only us lot that have an imput about what to write :)

Your awesome <3

Shane x

Music

I cannot believe I did not even think of this before tonight, let me tell you a bit of back story before I give my opinion;

At college on Friday it was a very normal day, finished having all our table tests and because the television fucked up so we couldn't listen to radio we decided it would be a good idea to go on YouTube and choose our own music (you can probably guess where I'm going with this) seeing as there are 8 people in our class with a load of different music tastes this didn't seem like the best of ideas so it all goes smoothly until after Justin Bieber I decide to say "put one direction on those are my boys" then some cheeky bitch decides to ask me if I'm black (vision goes red) now criticise my music all you want but don't you go dissing my boys. And how does that make me black!!! 

Few days later happens again except this time me and the girls decide to act gangster and piss off this one certain girl... so there we are praising 2pac, tinie tempah, B.I.G, Eminem etc... 2 things happened at this point:

1. She started fucking singing along to these songs *raise two fingers* WHAT THE FUCK!!!
2. Then she had the stupidity to ask me how i can listen to Justin Bieber and one direction one day then stuff like Eminem and 2pac the next day...

So for you Laura here it goes...

Music is defined as 'The art or science of combining vocal or instrumental sounds (or both) to produce beauty of form, harmony, and expression of emotion' so because of this reason it doesn't say that I have to listen to one type of artist or a type of genre, do you see me not liking Georgia O'Keeffe because she don't cut a sheep in half like my favourite artist Damien Hirst, I don't think so, as both a man of art and science I think I deserve to indulge myself into a bit of culture, I don't have to be black to listen to gangsters paradise, I don't have to be a teenage girl to listen to Justin Bieber and I don't have to be a biker to listen to Metallica... I like listening to the sort of music that fits in with my emotions at that point and if I feel like a mood change I will change my music just like that.

I mean isn't that the magic of media nowadays, to change how a person feels, make them cry, laugh or even scared? and it doesn't stop there but that's for another post for now I'm just saying "don't fit into society, I dont want to be a bird that cannot fly, just spread your wings and see what you can bring to the world because you might be that butterfly that changes the future" <-- that was an original quote by me... first of many don't wait up ;)

so class what have we learnt;

• I have a class of the most random set of people in the world!
• One of them seems like a bitch or doesn't know how to live one of the two
• It takes an artist yourself to listen to many varieties
• My favourite artist is Damien Hirst
• The game
• I need to make shorter quotes in future

P.S. leave comments or contact me with ideas of what to talk about next and you could get a shout out cause your special to me 

I love you all for being patient <3

Shane x

So here it goes...

So here it goes... i got such a migraine right now I really didn't want to blog today but unlike some people im sticking to lent :) this is just going to be about what I have been up to in recent life.

Starting from Friday I had a table test which is just basically an interview to be a croupier at a casino (a croupier is a dealer by the way) and i'm just basically waiting for the results to come back, hoping I get the job obviously I know it wont interfere with this blog or anything else i do it will just stop me from drinking as much or making silly dances to Earthquake by Labrinth.

Since then nothing much really i know i want to get an iphone cause i cant publish blogs on my blackberry (kinda dont make sense seeing as RIM is a business phone company) so im just looking to get a new contract out unless i find someone that wants a straight swap :)

Went to my first sheesha bar today with a group of friends and it was fun to be honest, smoke a pipe, jam along to asian music, sit on some pillows and use blankets as jedi robes (Y)

P.S. I'm going to make much more interesting blogs but I'm just going to blame you cause you ain't giving me any ideas. and I'm not going to advertise this post cause im pretty horrified at the fact I haven't tried tonight... decent blog is in construction though

sorry for being ignorant love you <3

Shane x

100 views :)

This post isn't really about anything in particular but need to make up the 2 days of lent so this will be a quickie ;)

Hit my 100 views so I'm pretty chuffed about that had some awesome feedback from everyone that has viewed it :) love you guys <3

Google will be advertising on here soon so apologies for that but a guy has to buy his teabags some how :) and without tea the patience of this blog would not be as scheduled :)

the only bad feedback is when i called the Virgin Mary a 'slag' on my last post now i know that's not my proudest moment but mother decided to say "you cant say that" well i can because of freedom of speech, I promise I wont do anything like that again if the priest comes knocking at our door bends me over his lap and slaps me on my bot bot :) until then I don't see a problem if people are still loving the abuse i throw at them.

This is going to cause me to write a few religious related posts in the next few days so hopefully that goes well, like i said apologies in advance but this is my blog and you are reading extracts from the brain of someone that isn't afraid of what society thinks of them... some people love the fact that a random person can talk his/her mind without thinking of the consequences and because of this your still reading the same old babble... maybe you ain't made up your own mind about certain topics and looking for an insight or an inspiration, either way just thank you because without you guys reading this, I'm just a number to the government and now look at me a number with a tongue :)

Any other comments on certain post please leave comments, positive or negative thanks :)

Any suggestions on what to write on or if you want me to review on something in particular then write to me at

email - s.devereux@live.co.uk
twitter - @s_devereux

much love

Shane x

2012

Your gonna die! Well eventually you will... Some people think its gonna be december this year 21st of december to be precise... Now say what you want about end of the world predictions I think that there somewhat special... The reason being is if I said your gonna die on (example 15th of june 2033, start of the cybernet war) then a lot of people will look at me like "you mad bro?" But the person who came up with the 2012 predicition mainly because the mayan calendar finishes on that date...

To the person who said this because of this reason, yeah, the mayans never actually predicted the end of the world. Anyway enough of this bullshit, let's get to some other predictions we all survived the y2k incident, 6-6-2006 etc... But how will the earth actually be destroyed... Maybe never? Well that's a bit of a hopeful thought to be honest. Let's talk about some prophets that I have had on my mind whenever I think of this touchy subject.

Nostradamus - pretty average guy born in 1501 in december, childhood was normal and his student years and yet there he is predicting the worlds most terrible acts and also some pointless ones -_- he predicted the twin towers "two metal birds will collide into the only brother buildings that will reach the sky" he also predicted hitler himself "histler will rain his country over all others and pick out victims in his plan" no its not a typo but he did get the date correct on that one, but on the twin towers he was 10 years behind schedule... The scary thing is hhe predicts the end of the world in saying "the world will turn into a big ball of fire" not actually telling us how this happens but honestly, does it really matter? Now google him yourself see what you think... Personally I got my money on this hairy bastard!

I watched a documentary quite some time back about a small girl in italy who was chilling with friends then 2 angels came along to them with the virgin mary herself (slag!) And basically told her to write certain notes and then give them to her priest on a certain date something about a word from god (by the way I do not have a clue who this girl is) well she basically became a nun and helped the world in her own way... Well before she died she got told to write something seal it with wax, then address it to the pope now within the letter there is the date of rapture and that it should be released to the general public only by the pope... Now true or not... That's some freaky shit :)

Let's see: 
. We aint gonna die this year
. Someone who died over 500 years ago knows more about our future than mystic meg
. I don't watch documentaries closely enough
. The game

P.S. Sorry bout the more lesson based blog today I promise ill put you guys in stitches tomorow :)

Much love

Shane 

social networking

Hello again... had trouble what to talk about today seeing as i didn't want to go into religion or sex to early in our relationship cause you know good first impression but i thought fuck that ill take the piss out of the public for them (and me for that matter) using social networking sites and what my view on them are... this basically came to me as my dad said to me bringing me back from Ritchie's in the car "facebook is shit nowadays, you have more excitement in a wank" now i know making you guys think of my father having a wank isn't the proudest moment in my life but it raised a good point... why are we wasting time on these sites?

Now quite a while ago there was a place but it wern't mine called 'myspace' it was pretty cool bands were being promoted everyone was friends with a guy called Tom then Facebook showed up and we were all like "oh lets do this one it looks more mature cause it hasn't got a colour scheme" i have 2 problems with that 1. piss off after about 2 years you could customise your profile instead of blue and white and you lot did it... cheeky bastards 2. ITS THE SAME it does exactly the same as myspace but instead of being friends with tom you just like a shit load of quotes on it... even though you still moan that you cant unlike things, you still don't stop playing shit like zynga poker, farmsville and cafe world until you reach lvl 50 or your friends get bored of it...

Your probably thinking that i have a facebook, yes i do but only to keep up on all the bitchy teenage squabbles and try to get involved with them (I'm trying to keep my youth) but i prefer twitter, no reason to not add someone as a friend just because you know them let them follow you so you don't have to listen to there bullshit 24/7 saying "night facebookers" -_-

But wait.... you tube wouldn't that be classed as social networking for all the people that put there point of view across to the world and listen to loads of people saying "that's disgusting" or "FIRST!" well yes i would think so cause you put videos of your cat on facebook right? but no in the fact that everyone knows its a video site... so lets get back to that in a later post :)

So all in all...

• I have a myspace account cause when i was a child i tried to be cool
• I have a facebook so i can read bitchy comments about my sister
• Twitter is the best in my opinion at the moment (till i hit 50 then its gonna be www.friendsreunited.com/
• then ill wait till im 100 till i check out www.ancestry.co.uk to see how many of my sperm has hit the nation (Y)
• i will be on you tube when i get another camcorder on the go

much love

Shane x

Lent

First of all, there are 2 reasons why made this blog (and that was not one of them) them)

1. started lent so I am going to be posting 40 days of blogging plus the the 3 that have missed out on so aint you a lucky bunch :) although idont see the piont in it jus following a trend

2. this part of the blog is gonna be about categories of life; religion, sex etc...

So... Lent, bit of a random discussion to be talking about but I never really knew what is was about until today ( thanks cousin penny :)) but what I can get from it is that jesus died and ressurected 40 days later (hence the 40 days of lent) so wednesday he died and on easter sunday he respawned... and the way it goes is that christians are supposed to either 'fast' or give up luxury items as expressing there faith... (Guessing mine is time then) another time of lent is the 40 days and 40 nights in which moses was trapped on the ark thinking he was Dr.dolittle.and h way all who celebrate lent is to climb to a place called Mount Calvary. (Don't worry we live in 2012, your not a bad christian or jew)

Now there are a lot of different people out there which give up the good things like alcohol, sex, smoking, chocolate but the traditional way is also by praying to god on a daily basis... Seeing as I'm neither christian or jew and do not believe in god I'm jus gonna use it as an excuse so people think I'm cool, although you guys may think that's a stupid way of thinking... But your all doing it (yes, your a cunt, but I forgive you)

I applaud all of those giving up luxury items such as above and I wish them the best while I go out get steaming out of me nut... And let me give you a pat on the back and say "you my friend have balls I couldn't give up either of them 3 to save my life"

So to summarize;
• You guys do not celebrate lent properly
• I'm guilty aswell
• I'm cool
• Your cool
• Fair play to jesus for lagging on life (he must have AOL broadband)
• The game
• You lose
• I'm going to hell

P.S. I need categories for more blogs so the next one will be tomorow when I can be bothored so either send them to my twitter @s_devereux or e-mail me s.devereux@live.co.uk

Much love

Shane x

this is me!

So this is my first blog ever... so its just gonna be introducing myself for you that do not know me or for those jus reading my blog :)

So my name is shane devereux, currently 19 years old... mostly spend my time at college (gambling operations) or hanging around with my friends... 2 best friends richie (bring on march) and corey (who is not boss... Also hang round with my new found cousin penny (spade face) and claire (apparently lippy) who are hilarious :D

Either got another post soon or a video :)

P.S. Add me on twitter @s_devereux (kind of a big tweeter nowadays :))

Much love

Shane x